ophidienspy:

*Henri, still with scales and poisonous teeth, feels the whole “snake spell” running out quickly. It already is the second day after all. The problem is that he is being “prisoned” in this ridiculously small tank. As he tries to crawl out of it, with a silent puff he transforms back into his …

He’s walking back to the van, a small bag in arm fill with “food” for Mongo (the croc) and his new pet snake, Chester. He gets to the door, but just as he’s unlocking the door he hears a crash. his head snaped back and forth and he ducks under the van in a panic. Was he being attacked? Wild eyes searching the clearing around, but no sign of attack. Still shaking slightly, and bag forgotten, Roderick slunk out from under the van and opened the door. He backed in, still wary someone was out for him.

The RED turned around and…. there lay the culprit. A bloody naked man lay on the floor in a pile of glass. “…… wot the bloody ‘ell you doing ‘ere!” The bushman reached around for his knife, but unfortunately for him it was on the other side of the van. He growled, backing away warily. “… ‘ow’ed yeh gi in ‘ere, yeh break in? And wot yeh do wiff me snake?” He noticed the tank was what the man was laying on but no snake was to be found. It would not be good having a rattler hiding somewhere in the van.

ophidienspy:

nobody-expects-the-rodi:

ophidienspy:

nobody-expects-the-rodi:

ophidienspy:

*Wanders over to Jeff’s van to drop off some “food” for his snakes* ….. *sets the cage down by his door with a little note attached to it* “You can bring the trap back later when it’s empty” *notices the little snake and crouches picking it up* ‘Allo mate. Wot yeh doin down ‘ere.

*rattles like mad and struggles. It took him so long to get to Jeff,to hide so nobody would see him and now this..*

Don’t worry lil guy, Oi’m not gonna eat yeh *takes the snake back to his van*

*does not even fight back anymore and just rests in Sniper’s arms. Oh well. At least it is some RED. Let’s just hope this piss smelling bushman will keep his word and won’t skin him and consume afterwards. Keeps rattling but looks calm and tame by now*

*Brings him into the van and puts in a small tank with a sun lamp* Don’t mind the croc, ‘e’s a lazy sod.

ophidienspy:

nobody-expects-the-rodi:

ophidienspy:

*Wanders over to Jeff’s van to drop off some “food” for his snakes* ….. *sets the cage down by his door with a little note attached to it* “You can bring the trap back later when it’s empty” *notices the little snake and crouches picking it up* ‘Allo mate. Wot yeh doin down ‘ere.

*rattles like mad and struggles. It took him so long to get to Jeff,to hide so nobody would see him and now this..*

Don’t worry lil guy, Oi’m not gonna eat yeh *takes the snake back to his van*

Oi fink Oi’ll call yeh Chestah B] *pets the snake and takes it home*

ophidienspy:

*Wanders over to Jeff’s van to drop off some “food” for his snakes* ….. *sets the cage down by his door with a little note attached to it* “You can bring the trap back later when it’s empty” *notices the little snake and crouches picking it up* ‘Allo mate. Wot yeh doin down ‘ere.

ragequitinvoker:

evisceratrix:

Mia, this is site is awful and accurate for Felix.

FFFF— ]]

B)

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((*SNERK*))

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LOL THINKS MY RP BLOG IS A MAN

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((Eli -the Blu Brit scoot- now has his own blog in the making.  I’m still setting it up and waiting on some arts, but yeah.  He needs some mates to hang out with, so why not drop by?))

((NOBODY EXPECTS THE RODI!))

blu-cyberscout started following you

*Is confused* Ah yeh a machine man’r somefin?

((Going home now! back in forever!))

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unfrickintouchable:

nobody-expects-the-rodi:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

unfrickintouchable:

djleepanda:

8” Colt Python…Possibly the best revolver ever made and Colt stopped producing these… and I fucking want one. I am offering $1500 for one. 

[ohh. mannn. i got the weirdest boner right now.]

((oh. 

god.))

(lelele, I’m so special, look at my guns!)

[o-oh~! <3]

((And my sexy leg holster… gun is kinda too big but who cares!))

[Rodimod, are you trying to seduce me?]

((v__v I’m just compensating for my non-existent dick))